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Threeverytoughmice

英语笑话 更新时间:2024-04-27 09:21:54

  Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

Threeverytoughmice

  The first says, "I‘m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

  The second says, "Well I‘m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

  Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I‘m off home to harass the cat."