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Deliveringababy

英语笑话 更新时间:2024-03-28 22:23:55

  A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

Deliveringababy

  It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

  The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

  The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

  "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn‘t have crawled up there in the first place!"