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Can I kill it

英语笑话 更新时间:2024-04-26 05:56:53

  "Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

Can I kill it

  The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That’s all right. We’ll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we’ll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet.

  I don’t want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."

  "Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".

  I don’t want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."

  "Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".