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YouspeakEnglish?

英语笑话 更新时间:2024-04-19 08:56:17

  "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What’s more, he only speaks a few words of English."

YouspeakEnglish?

  The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

  The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"