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AndwhatifIswallowit

英语笑话 更新时间:2024-06-22 07:31:15

  A man enters a barber shop for a shave.

AndwhatifIswallowit

  While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

  "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

  The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave he has ever experienced.

  After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

  "No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow, like everyone else does!"

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