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英语笑话
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睡前祷告词
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capita
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jump up and down
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to sha
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慢行
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,&
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狗住旅店
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much l
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Motivation 动机
MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR once launched into a lecture on "motivation." "What pushes you a
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the formula for water
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for wa
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谁是世界上第一个男人
A teacher said to her class:”Who was the first man?”“George Washington,”a little boy shouted promptl
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拳击和赛跑
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world,
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狗娘养的
my father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. at a family dinner he
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I do not recognize you
Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab1, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers(钳子) fol