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Go to the hospital
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
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The story of the bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.One says, "Let‘s fly out of t
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More polite
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was
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Recently seen
Recently seen on a card... Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what abo
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Steven Wright on dogs
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.Some people are afraid of heig
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Distance from the accident
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away
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Sooner or later
A thief with a long record was brought before the judge. Judge: Have you ever stolen things? Thi
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Old Age Humor
OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over
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We have new babies
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister t
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Change
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went b